Put yer head between yer knees and kiss yer sister goodbye! Them green-skinned sumbitches is hugry fer pig innards and horny fer farmgirls. But don't nobody fondle the cousins while eatin bacon cept Johnny Ray and Elvis! Consider the can of whoopass open!
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We know what happens when aliens attack the White House, and we've got a pretty good idea of what happens when they attack Sigourney Weaver, but what happens when a race of pig-eating, flesh-gnarling sons-of-beans attack a Kentucky moonshining town? Well. You best put your feet up, sit a spell and kiss yer sister on the mouth 'cuz you about to find out. It's gonna be up to Johnny Ray to kick some green-skinned butt and keep his moronic brother Elvis out of trouble, while protecting the sister he loves. It's aliens, rednecks, and rednecks! Pick up a copy at the Raw Store now!
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ALIEN PIG FARM 3000.
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